Report from Abdul's Top Secret Y2K Bunker

Abdul, who has declared himself The Official Millennium Bear, has prepared for Y2K. 
Check out his Survival Supply List and his Top Secret Bunker.

Abdul with his Y2K supplies - see below for details.

1. Pirate hat - this will show my intentions to others and strike fear into their hearts.
2. Brain disintegrator - this will allow me to take any supplies that I don't already have.
3. Army of Martians - armed and ready to fight for my rights.
4. Godzillas - one of each generation.  These guys are experienced and know what to do.
5. Gamera - everyone needs a flying turtle that shoots fire out of his ass!
6. Bullet-proof vest - Magic fleece in my vest will protect me from any attack.
7. Peanut butter - the perfect millennium food. ( But, just for good measure, I have also ordered out for barbecued ribs.)
8. Girlfriend - it can get lonely in a bunker.

Abdul's Top Secret Bunker

Although Abdul will not reveal its location, he will say that it is really cool.  He can't resist showing these pictures of the tunnel entrance, the blastdoor and the command center. 
(Note: He could be suffering from delusions.   Original photos by North American Aerospace Defense Command)

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